![]() The Breed Virgil: What's Derek Barnett got that I don't have? Richie: Let's make a list. Static: (sniffs the air) I think Static's work here is done. Richie: Uh, Virg.? That wasn't a water main. (Starts to shoot at Static with a hand-held laser.) York: You're that freak from TV! Static: You say freak, I say unique! Doctor: Does your father know what you've been doing? Virgil: What?! Whoa, Doc, we're talking about two totally different things here. Doctor: Do these changes involve another person? Virgil: A lot of them. Virgil: Trust me, Doc, this is not normal. Doctor: Well, that's normal for someone your age. Def Comedy Jam.ĭoctor: Your looking pretty health Virgil Virgil: Well, I've been going through these. Now, primordial ooze, that's another story. Virgil: What if I turn into some kind of blob? Richie: You're not gonna turn into a blob. Richie: You have a better word for it? Virgil: I kind of like. I put a shock to your system.Īftershock Virgil: Mutant? Now that's degrading. Virgil: No more asking my dad to borrow his car, dude. Richie: Tangling with F-Stop? Are you crazy? The dude makes Norman Bates look like Mister Rogers. Virgil: F-Stop, you need to brush up on Body Language 101. ![]() (pause, before she answers Teddy flirtatiously) No, I don't have a little black book. (pause while Sharon leaves the kitchen to gain privacy from Virgil) Of course I have a schedule. (pause, meanwhile, Virgil stands next to her making kissie-noises while she's on the phone) Let me check my schedule. (pause) Yeah, I really liked that lecture last night. (listens to the person on the other end of the line,) Hey, Teddy. (pats Virgil on the head and leaves) Virgil: (voice a tone lower) Momma, if you're listening, I could use some help here. Robert: (closes his briefcase and stands up, ready to go to work) Come on Virgil, your sister went to all this trouble. Virgil: (studying his 'breakfast' with his fork) Funny, I don't remember needing a straw to eat her's. Virgil: (sitting at the table) What's this, an egg smoothie? Sharon: (not amused) You know that's just the way Momma made them. My first bad guy beat down, and I hardly broke a sweat. Static: (narrating) Piece of cake with frosting and sprinkles. Static: Stick around fellas, you got company. Huh?! Static: Okay, you caught me off-guard-I'm new at this so sue me! Static: Not that I have a curfew or anything, but I really gotta wrap this up. Static: Thats my 'Taser-Punch.' Shocking, isn't it? 2nd Thief: I got him, Duke. Get him! Static: Metal weapons and dumb thugs-how easy does it get? Static: Like turning on lights in a roach motel. 3rd Thief (Red Coat): It's a kid on a flying manhole cover! Duke: I don't care if it's Aladdin on his magic carpet. Either use slang properly or don't use it at all. 2nd Thief: Huh?! Duke: What the heck is up with that?! Static: You mean, 'What's up with that'. 2nd Thief (Grey Coat): Why you sweating me, Duke? The guards are on ice, the alarm's shut off, everything's covered. Season One Shock To The System Duke (Blue Coat): Speed it up.
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